SP2k4

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Special prom 2004 was an event hosted at Dulles High School shortly after the "real" prom and was targeted toward those who are mentally retarded. I had heard a rumor that one could get hourly credit from volunteering at this event. How could it be? Perhaps a gift from the gods! The rumors were confirmed and I, being in quite a predicament due to procastinating and leaving the "making up hours" process that was the equivilant trade for absences and such and was necessary for me to graduate. Everyone knew also that the school cannot get a portion of "educational fund$," While I'm off playing hooky, and toward the end of the year this artform that my chums and I had mastered was used quite often. It seemed as though it was time to pay the piper. As I remember I was cheated out of about half of the hours i had been promised by the SP2k4 administrator but even so it was hella fun and would have gone even if I didn't have to.....neh, probably wouldn't have step foot on that property if I didn't have to. Aly was also in a similar circumstance as I and accompanied me. We had some milk+ (described in splash screen) and were on our way. When I arrived it appeared as though our plan had been mimicked unknowingly by a couple dozen friends and peers and that made it a blast. There preparations may have varied a bit, but it was an excellent interface for this unusual environment and masses of this flavour of humanoid. I noticed several varient groups that seemed to mimic their own set of archetypes. I remember wondered why such a minority (only aprox. 20-35max) at our school was worthy to such an occasion and I doubted that there would be full attendance. I was relieved to be informed that more of 'em were being bussed in from other schools as well. The food was miniscule but I decided to eat some and later came to know from another student it hadn't been properly kept and my bowels reflected this circumstance later that evening. On a lighter note, guerilla smokeouts were occurring in the restrooms and there was some genuine excitement when participating in one. Since the event was on a holiday (or weekend, cant remember), the school was barely staffed, and that dwindled the usual risk of imprisonment we would have faced. Several teams got some good sessions in. A nice smack to the face of Mr. John Foster Dulles. What an appropriete name for massive prisonlike-hive that we often refered to as the prison camp. I might also add that Dulles when secretary of state imported many nazi officials to powerful positions domestically amongst other evil-deeds, for specifics just type in google: "John Foster Dulles" + nazi

Back on topic: had a blast, interesting behavioral research accomplished with those of different minds. One with verbatim characteristics of Timmy from Southpark was crowned king, and a few managed the energy of the music and active dancers by running laps around the parameter. This event coupled with the "sweatshop" to make thousands of hemp bracelets (workers happilly payed in smokeouts) was the prime factor in me graduating. Come to think of it, a couple tests were determinative as well... With everything just barely pulled off as it was, I wouldn't have wanted my high school conclusionary experience to be any different. Well maybe less cameras and securitrons would be nice... But I remember after confirming all of my final grades were passing and after hunting down specific individuals the hemp deal had been made with.... I had beaten the game. I handed her 2 freezerbags (previously used to store a similar plant hehe) packed with those wretched hemp bracelets. Went back to my economics class where I reached in my bag and ate a special brownie and handlebar and was one with eternity. I sunk into one of my favorite places and had a chat or two with some buddies in the class. With about an hour left till the next chapter of my life, I felt euphoric and limitless.

Phung_blog v.25 Roadmap for the ....

First I must comment on the previous entry of mine. I re-read it in through the wetware driver that is far from my optimal configuration settings. The first thing I noticed was a complete lack topic orientation, seemingly like this post and others....But different. The wording/sentence structure is somewhat bizarre and undoubtedly grotesquely grammatically erroneous. Although, traditional grammatical structure and report/essay formatting is polarized against quite consciously in this creation as a whole. "it jus` don makez much sense to me lookin' at'er now"

Well another tidbit of possibly interesting information is that all posts before this one, on their timestamp, are 3hours earlier than their actual post in my timezone (CST.) This therefore significantly resembles the odd hours of posts from the retired xanga page. For instance: right now, I'm witnessing the rising of the sun, but in the rare pleasant mindset rather than perverse surrealism that encompasses this "ritual" ;)

Well, my stomach is growling so I don't know if I'll be able to get into the future directions of (Phung_)blog v.2x as in-depth as I most certainly will in an upcoming post. One thing that is under construction as we speak (when I'm not making ridiculous event splash screens in PS) is a totally new layout and revamp of everything

Due to lack of funds (non-existent) the next 'event report' will be one that is a bit overdue but is still extremely press-worthy and I have some graphics to supplement it. My interest in reporting on ...Special Prom 2k4 was rekindled when someone told me about their SP2k5 experience. From what I heard SP2k5 was lame and didn't hold a candle to SP2k4... Full Report in next post!

Sippin on that bisson au the vert (green tea)

Hello friends, sorry for the delay in this update on my outre' logging of what Shawn Kennedy (rantradio.com) states that the weblogging phenomenon is actually just records of us all going nuts and recording it for others' entertainment. But not the case for me Mr. Kennedy, I may have been in awake-mode for a few more hours than my somatic-manual suggests coupled with extremely prolonged pupil dilation, compared to usual contraction rates, but soon, sleep will cleanse body and mind.

BTW: that d00d SWIM was given a free vitamin that oddly resembled an illegal substance. I can assure you this, that only SWIM would take such generic vitamins and that I solely consume my nutriharmony- "real food" vitamin capsules; despite the active marketing pyramid scam through which they are distributed and not to mention the obscene price.... But they do have an excellent price/performance ratio according to my humble quantitative research data and would recommend them to anyone. Well check out the link and perhaps if this melatonin doesn't absorbe too quickly, I can give SWIM a call and have him post his report on that tablet. (link would/will be here.) On top of it all, 8 hours of Linux terminal work for a 'nix n00b like me can also take it out of you, but undoubtedly time well spent.

Alright folks, see ya tomorrow with some new graphics and pix, I promise, and give the world a helping hand by planting as much hemp as you possibly can and don't use fossil fuels; look into replacement solutions such as bio-diesel, ethanol, or hydrogen fuels the latter being the most promising in the near future if we play our cards right. Better yet just have fun with some OBEs and forget about driving. If you need help, or are just interested, check out the trial version of this digitropic at www.bwgen.com/download.htm . SWIM said something like "you need a krack to download user uploaded presets" or somethin' some site called salsavita or was it sastalavista.box.sk, not too sure about that "S"... Headphonesrecommendedd but don't fall asleep with presets you don't consider positive, some can have more effect than you may suspect and you don't want to wake up with your whole field of vision's contrast and brightnesspulsatingg in accordance to the frequency of the preset. And the one that suggests visualizing a DNA strand spiraling into the sky from a pyramid seemsawfullyyreptiliann if you ask me, j/k.... Have fun and be safe.